The bottle and the bomb funny story

3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

The old man and the parrot

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Funny story about the Bra!

Bra or those more familiar with Indonesia to be a-ha.

I talk about funny bra or Kotang about the bra! Origin ngobrolinnya still in terms of norms and does not contain dirty joking a la American Pie or extra Large (Indonesia version of American Pie).

Why have a funny experience about the bra?
Nie no!
Time to sit still in the junior high school, This what classmates have a pert of! I can be eating what he with parents but he

prankish once! The most Nie inget this is the guy, his name's aja Budi, do the obscene (pornographic) views the junior children.

That day drizzle (yaiks, what the hell!). lololo, .. misprint! Budi day sitting in the back of Nie. Budi akan more proud ruler length obtained from the father and mother (Where, what the hell ..!). then, when teachers are explaining the

seriously

, behold! Ctaaarrr!

Budi length using a ruler to get BH strap (that time still a mini-set) Nie's back! It was the events that I want to cry. Almost no one knows except what one table. Because time is still devout Nie (Nie cieee ,..), only look back with face-threatening and Budi bogem with raw.

Worse right?

even have a rope BHnya casual experience at the time he must nge-MC at a birthday event. Consequently, he had to keep a follow tanduknya that does not appear if there is a 'clumsy' with himself.